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Kip: It"s a time machine, Napoleon. Us bought that online.

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Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, right.Kip: that works, Napoleon. You don"t even know.Napoleon Dynamite: have actually you guys tried it yet?Kip: No.


You know, there"s prefer a boat-load that gangs in ~ this school. This one gang kept wanting me come join since I"m pretty good with a bo staff.


Napoleon Dynamite: What kind of bike execute you have?Pedro: It"s a sledgehammer.Napoleon Dynamite: Dang! You got shocks, pegs... Lucky! You ever take the off any sweet jumps?Napoleon Dynamite: You obtained like 3 feet the air the time.


Pedro: execute you think world will poll for me?Napoleon Dynamite: heck yes! I"d vote for you.Pedro: like what space my skills?Napoleon Dynamite: Well, you have actually a sweet bike. And also you"re really an excellent at hooking up through chicks. Add to you"re like the only male at institution who has actually a mustache.


Napoleon Dynamite: remain home and eat all the freakin" chips, Kip.Kip: Napoleon, don"t be jealousy that I"ve been chatting online with babes... Every day. Besides, we both know that I"m maintain to it is in a cage fighter.Napoleon Dynamite: since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.Kip: try and fight me, Napoleon.Napoleon Dynamite: What?Kip: I said come under here and also see what wake up if you shot and fight me.


Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is over there to eat?Grandma: Knock the off, Napoleon! simply make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!


Deb: What room you drawing?Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.Deb: What"s a liger?Napoleon Dynamite: It"s pretty lot my favorite animal. It"s like a lion and also a tiger mixed... Bred for its an abilities in magic.

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Kid ~ above Bus: What space you gonna perform today, Napoleon?Napoleon Dynamite: whatever I feel choose I wanna do. Gosh!


I watch you"re drink 1%. Is that "cause girlfriend think you"re fat? "Cause you"re not. You might be drinking whole if you want to.


Don: Hey, Napoleon. What walk you execute last summer again?Napoleon Dynamite: ns told you! I invested it v my uncle in Alaska searching wolverines!Don: Did girlfriend shoot any?Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, choose 50 the "em! They kept trying to strike my cousins, what the heck would certainly you carry out in a case like that?Don: What sort of pistol did you use?Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin" 12-gauge, what do you think?