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“Why perform chicken coops just have actually 2 doors?"/"Since if they had actually four, they would certainly be chicken sedans.”

A chicken riddle has been published on several images: Q: Why carry out a chicken coops have just 2 doors?A: Since if they had actually 4, they would be chicken sedans. The pun is on the homophones “coop” and also “coupe.” The joke was published in the magazine Car and Driver in 1991 and 1993. Wikipedia: Chicken coopA chicken coop or hen house is a small house wright here female chickens are preserved safe and also secure. Tright here are colony boxes found inside the hen residences for egg-laying and also perches on which the birds can sleep. Wikipedia: CoupéA coupé, or coupe in The United States and Canada (from the French previous participle coupé, of the infinitive couper, to cut), is a vehicle via a fixed-roof body style that is shorter than a sedan or saloon (British and Irish English) of the same version. The precise meaning of the term varies in between manufacturers and also over time, but often, a coupé will certainly just seat two people and also have actually two doors; though it might have rear seating and also rear doors for additional passengers. The term was initially applied to 19th-century carriperiods, wright here the rear-dealing with seats had been removed, or cut out. Google BooksCar and also DriverVolume 36 1991Pg. 25:Q: How many type of doors docs a chicken coop have? A: Two, because if it had actually four doors, it would certainly be a chicken sedan. Dept. 585, Unit 64 Rocketdync Division Gap Shuttle Main EngineCanoga Park, California Google BooksCar and DriverVolume 381993Pg. 15:How many doors does a chicken coop have? Two. If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan. I kill myself. George L. Tirebiter Terminal in Pittsburgh 28 April 1993, Milwaukee (WI) Sentinel, “CPA’s wife searches for a loophole,” pg. 2C:Q: How many doors in a chicken coup? He gives you a empty stare. A: Only two. If it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan. 31 May 1993, The Montana Standard (Butte, MT), pg. 6, col. 1:Fowl joke“Why does a chicken coop have actually 2 doors?” asks the Billings Gazette. Because if it had four doors it would certainly be a chicken sedan. (Nopoint individual, mind you, however one encounters the occasional cluck in this business.) Google BooksOctober 2009, Boys’ Life, “Think & Grin,” pg. 60, col. 2:Rahul: Why do chicken coops have just two doors?Jay: Why?Rahul: If they had actually 4, they’d by chicken sedans!Rahul Jayakrishnan, Antioch, Calif. Google BooksCrap Dad Jokes: Due to the fact that Dads aren’t as funny as they think they areBy Ian Allen London, UK: Portico Books2013Pg. ?:Why does a chicken coop have actually two doors? If it had four doors it would certainly be a chicken sedan. Google BooksHilarious Jokes for Minecrafters: Mobs, Creepers, Skeleloads, and MoreBy Michele C. Hollow, Jordon P. Hollow and Steven M. HollowNew York, NY: Skysteed Publishing, Inc.2016Pg. ?:Q: Why execute chicken coops have actually two doors? A: Since if they had actually 4, they’d be chicken sedans and we all recognize there are no cars in Minecraft! Google BooksThe Great Publication of Dad Jokes: So Bad and Corny Jokes, They’re Good!By Jim HoganPronoun2017Pg. ?:Why does a chicken coop just have actually 2 doors? - Because if it had actually four doors it would be a chicken sedan. Twitternew year brand-new dad jokes‏
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