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(Monica notices something.)
Monica: oh my God! friend cleaned! (Gasps) look at at these floors! friend did the windows! Oh, I have been begging you because that months and also you did! you cleaned! and nagging works!
Chandler: Yknow uh, i didnt actually execute this.
Monica: five no, was ns cleaning in mine sleep again?
Chandler: No, the wasnt you.
Monica: well then who?
Chandler: I got a maid. Yay!
Monica: (shocked) ns hope by maid you typical mistress, since if some various other woman was here cleaning then
Chandler: Uh honey, I know you dont choose to relinquish control
Monica: Oh, relinquish is just a fancy word for lose!
Chandler: Look, shes yes, really nice. Okay? and also she mentioned that she adored the means that you arranged the sponges.
Monica: go she yes, really say that?
Chandler: Yes, ns distinctly mental cause I thought it was a joke. Currently just offer her a chance, okay?
Monica: Fine, I can do it. (Gets anxious.) Whew.
Chandler: Whats the matter?
Monica: Well, usually once Im this anxious, i clean!
Phoebe: (looking around) Whos mobile is that? Its just so annoying; anywhere you go.
Ross: i think its comes from her bag.
Phoebe: (checks) ns never get calls!! (Answers the phone) Hello?
Eric: Hi, its Eric. Native the Halloween party, Ursulas fiancée.
Phoebe: five my God Eric hi! Wait, howd you get this number?
Eric: Oh, I have a girlfriend whos a cop and he obtained it because that me.
Phoebe: Wow! What an tremendous violationand wonderful surprise.
Eric: Uh listen, ns justI thought you should understand I damaged up v Ursula.
Phoebe: five you did? (To Rachel) that did it! that did it!
Rachel: Wow! What did he do?
Phoebe: Shhh! Im talking.
Eric: Anyway, ns was wonder if, you were the type of human who eats lunch.
Phoebe: room you asking me out? Cause it would certainly be kinda weird due to the fact that you just broke up through my sister.
Eric: yeah uh okay. Im-Im sorry. Bye.
Phoebe: No! Wait! i was just saying the so youd think ns was a great person. Fight because that me.
Eric: Uhh, ns wont take no because that an answer.
Phoebe: no great, yet we can work top top it in ~ lunch. Okay, I deserve to be at your apartment in 2 hours.
Eric: Great! yet wh-whHow carry out you know where i live?
Phoebe: Ive gained friends too. Okay, bye.
(She hangs up.)
Phoebe: oh my God! Im walk out through Eric! Ooh, now is really gonna it is in so much better than I assumed it to be gonna be. Five Ross, i cant do lunch. (Exits.)
Ross: So supposedly Im easily accessible for lunch.
Rachel: ns cant. Im busy. Im apartment hunting.
Ross: Youre moving?
Rachel: Yeah, i cant live v Joey once the infant comes. I dont want my childs very first words come be, (in a babys voice) "How you doin?"
Ross: so does-does Joey understand youre moving?
Rachel: Well, i havent questioned it v him yet, but I understand hes gonna it is in relieved. Last week, he lugged this girl over and I began talking come her about morning sickness and also then I confirmed her photos from my pregnant book.
Ross: Thats not really porn.
Rachel: not so much.
Ross: Hey, yknow what and if youre trying to find a place? I simply heard in the elevator this morning the a mrs in my building died.
Rachel: five my God! to be she old? go she have a view?
Ross: Well i dont know, yet how-how good would that be huh? You life in mine building. Ns could assist take care of the baby. I can come over whenever i want. (Rachel looks at him.) through your permission.
Rachel: yes that would certainly really be great.
Rachel: Well have the right to we check out it?! Oh possibly we shouldnt. I typical if she just passed away this morning the end of respect.
Ross: Yeah. No. No youre right.
(Pause as they both take one more sip the coffee.)
Rachel: chandelier we?
(They both exit.)
Mrs. Verhoeven’s Daughter: Yes?
Ross: Hi. Im Ross Geller. Ns live in the building.
Rachel: and also Im Rachel, one admirer of the building.
Ross: I-I heard about Mrs. Verhoeven happen away and also Im so sorry for your loss.
Mrs. Verhoeven’s Daughter: She didnt pass.
Mrs. Verhoeven’s Daughter: my mothers tho alive.
Ross: Oh, thank God!
Mrs. Verhoeven’s Daughter: it looked like we were gonna shed her this morning, however shes a challenging old bird.
Mrs. Verhoeven’s Daughter: room you close with her?
Ross: the course! Uh yeah, she and I would talk all the moment in-in (Rachel pokes her head in and starts to look around) the laundry room. (Pushes Rachel the end of the way.)
Mrs. Verhoeven’s Daughter: friend speak Dutch? (In Dutch) Zeer vereerd een vriend valve mijn moeder dare ontmoeten. (Translation: Im an extremely honored to meet a girlfriend of my mother.)
Ross: Yknow I would its simply painful.
Rachel: for this reason shes really not dead.
Mrs. Verhoeven’s Daughter: No, shes hanging in there.
Rachel: Hmm. Carry out you thinkCould you tell me if shes hanging in, in a one bedroom or a two?
Brenda: Mrs. Bing, this brick cleaner is incredible! Whered you obtain it?
Monica: five well umm, i make the myself! Its two components ammonia and also one part lemon juice. And now the mystery ingredient is yknow what? we just met.
Brenda: Okay. Uhh, Im gonna go acquire the apparel from the laundry room now. And, when I come ago Ill clean behind the refrigerator.
Monica: (To Chandler) ns love her.
Brenda: Ill be back in a minute.
Monica: Okay. (As Brenda exit Monica notices something.)
Chandler: See? ns told you.
Monica: She stole my jeans!
Chandler: (pause) What?
Monica: I have been in search of them every week and she is put on them!
Chandler: therefore she stole her pants and then she came ago and wore castle in former of you?
Monica: Dont girlfriend see? Its the perfect crime!
Chandler: She mustve to be planning this because that years!
Monica: I will prove it come you! Okay? about a week ago I was wearing those jeans and I to reduce a pen in my lap and it left an ink stain ~ above the crotch. Now when she comes back I will uncover it and show you that stain!
Chandler: Honey, isnt it feasible that the agency that marketed the blue jeans made more than simply the one pair?
Monica: ns guess.
Chandler: So, shouldnt we go provide her the advantage of the doubt prior to we go snooping about her crotch?
Monica: Fine. Im just glad ns didnt give her my secret ingredient.
Chandler: out of curiosity, what is your an enig ingredient?
Monica: Yeah! (Laughs.)
Eric: Come in, Im so happy youre here.
Phoebe: Yeah, me too. Not in the shaky angry method you space though.
Eric: Sorry, I simply saw Ursula. I had to provide the engagement ring back.
Eric: just seeing her lugged it every back. All the lies, the means she used me. Ns just I gained so angry just looking at her (Looks at Phoebe) face.
Phoebe: Yeah. (Covers her confront with her hand.) Yeah.
Eric: Im sorry. I just when i look at you I see her. As soon as I view her I acquire a tiny bit angry.
Phoebe: probably this is as well weird.
Eric: No wait! Theres just a trouble when i look in ~ you. (Sits under on the couch.) five I acquired it! I acquired it. (Puts his hands to his eyes.)
Phoebe: No dont tear the end your eyes!!
Eric: ns was just, i was just gonna take out my lenses.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah try that. (He finishes and looks in ~ her.) So, is the better?
Eric: no really. You youre blurry, yet you still look like Ursula. Youre Blursula. Okay wait. Maybe If I-if I simply dont look at you because that a while. (Stands up and turns his ago to her.) See? It it works. Im not, Im not angry at every anymore! This is a good date!
Phoebe: watch Eric, revolve around. (He walk so.) Look, I prefer you, however it shouldnt be this hard. Yknow? This is our an initial date yknow? very first dates are supposed to be about excitement and electricity and also Ooh, he just touched mine hand, go he typical to touch mine hand? and also yknow an initial kisses and (He kisses her) second kisses. (Motions for him to kiss she again which that does and they begin to do out.)
Ross: thanks for the coffee, or bedankt voor de koffie, Gunter. (He converts that phrase into Dutch.)
Gunther: Jij spreekt Nederlands? dat is dare gek. Heb je familie daar? (Translation: friend speak dutch That’s cool. Perform you have actually relatives there?)
Ross: Yeah, were done.
Gunther: Ezel. (Translation: Donkey)
Ross: Ezel? Ezel? Ezel? (Looks it increase in his book.)
Joey: (entering) Hey Ross! Listen, carry out you want to go watch that new Imax movie on tide pools?
Joey: (laughs) No. However I gained Knicks tickets for you, me, and Chandler.
Joey: all right, well end up your coffee; lets go.
Ross: it s okay I-I just need to stop by my ar first.
Joey: to tape the game? You carry out this every time Ross, youre not gonna be on TV!
Ross: No-no, I-I have to see if this apartment came to be available.
Joey: Oh, youre switching apartments?
Ross: Its not for me, its for Rachel.
Joey: yet Rachel has actually an apartment.
Ross: Yeah, yet when the baby comes shes gonna want to move.
Joey: She is?
Ross: Yeah, friend didnt intend her come live there v a infant did you?
Joey: ns guess i didnt yes, really think around it.
Ross: (finds the word in the book) Ezel! (Reads the translation.) Hey Gunther! Youre one ezel!
Gunther: Jij hebt seks met ezels. (Translation: You have actually sex v donkeys.)
Monica: pretty jeans!
Brenda: five thanks! I prefer your top.
Monica: Oh. (Holds on to it.) (To herself) Youre not gettin it.
(Brenda bends under to use the dustpan and Monica leans over to look for the stain, however leans so far over she falls out that the chair.)
Brenda: What happened?!
Monica: Oh, I dropped asleep.
Brenda: ns was thinking about taking my having lunch break.
Monica: Oh, will you do the optimal of the cabinets? Thatll really occupational up her appetite for lunch.
Brenda: all right.
(Brenda pulls a chair to the counter and also uses it to get up ~ above the respond to in order come clean the top of the cabinets. Monica sneaks over, bends over, and tries to watch the stain. That doesnt job-related so she sticks she head in between Brendas legs. Suddenly Brenda changes her stance and also traps Monicas head in between her legs.)
Brenda: Whats walking on?!
Monica: Im sorry. Ive never had actually a maid before, is this no okay?
Rachel: how was the game?
Joey: Oh, okay. I I ate means too much.
Joey: Ooh. (Notices the pizza, take away a slice, and also takes a bite.) for this reason umm, ns was talkin to Ross and he said you were in search of a new place.
Rachel: oh yeah! Hopefully throughout the street if specific Dutch people would just let go.
Joey: i was kinda hoping youd stay.
Rachel: Oh but Joey, I have to go. Theres no room because that a infant here.
Joey: No room? Its a baby. Its like this big. (Holds his hands around a foot apart.) Yknow, I median you-you can you can put it end here. (A desk.) Or-or-or we might put it right here. (The chair.) Aw, its cute, right? Or-or we can put it end here. (By the restroom door.) you wouldnt even notification it. Wheres the baby? (Mumbles the its end in the corner.)
Rachel: Honey, its not just a matter of wherein you placed it. I median a baby changes everything. They cry every the time. I typical imagine bringing residence some girl and trying to score once theres a screaming baby around.
Joey: I might use a challenge! Its gaining pretty easy.
Rachel: Honey, its for this reason sweet the you want me to stay, however I-I cant perform that come you. I average it would certainly disrupt your entire life.
Joey: ns love living v you so much. I just wish points didnt have to change.
Rachel: i know.
Joey: Yknow ns blame Ross because that this.
Rachel: I carry out too a small bit.
Joey: Im gonna miss you, youre the sexy roommate I ever before had.
Phoebe: Ooh, five no! I need to go! I have a massage appointment.
Eric: oh no, stay right here well save doing this. Ill pay you.
Phoebe: No, I acquired in problem for that before. Ill check out you later.
Eric: Absolutely. (They kiss and Phoebe heads for the door.) i love the method you kiss.
Phoebe: Really? Thats the point Im worse at! Youll see. (Exits.)
Chandler: (entering) Hi!
Monica: Hey! Umm, i think Brenda demands a raise.
Chandler: exactly how come?
Monica: because I placed my head between her legs.
Chandler: To see her pants?
Monica: Theyre mine pants!
Chandler: room you sure? go you check out the stain?
Monica: No! i was just getting into position and then every little thing went dark.
Chandler: God! She is not stealing native us! Okay, will certainly you permit this go?
Monica: Fine. (Brenda comes in to use the bathroom and adjusts she pink bra strap ~ above the way.) Shes wearing mine bra!
Chandler: oh dear God!
Monica: mine pink flowered bra! I identify the strap!
Chandler: and also yet friend dont recognize that youre crazy.
Monica: Heres the plan! Okay? Im walking to leave you get a look at Brendas bra!
Chandler: Heres another plan No!
Monica: i would carry out it yet she thinks Im attractive to her!
Monica: Did girlfriend not hear wherein my head was? Come on! which were a team! Were in this together!
Chandler: I fear a jury will check out it the very same way!
Monica: do this because that me! Come on, I record you looking in ~ womans breasts every the time!
Chandler: You check out that?
Monica: execute you check out this? (Mimics that drooling over a womans breasts.)
Chandler: every right. Yes. Okay. I get your point. However if its no your bra will you just let the mrs clean the apartment?!
Monica: correctly! Absolutely. Okay? Look, youll recognize its mine due to the fact that on the appropriate cup, the lacey part, theres a an extremely noticeable rip.
Chandler: you need brand-new clothes.
Ross: Hi. Just how is she?
Mrs. Verhoeven’s Daughter: Its no looking good.
Ross: (happily) Oh. (Realizes climate sadly) Oh. Well i uh, I carried her some bloemen. (Flowers in Dutch.)
Mrs. Verhoeven’s Daughter: Thats so sweet. (Takes the flowers.) would certainly you choose to come in and also say good-bye? Im certain it would average a lot to her.
Ross: Oh i dont know that the would.
Mrs. Verhoeven’s Daughter: Well, her storage is pretty much gone.
Ross: All best then. (Follows her in and checks the ar out.)
Phoebe: (entering) Hey!
Eric: Welcome back!
Phoebe: Hey! (Jumps top top the bed through him.) have the right to we choose up whereby we left off?
Eric: i dont know, Im quiet pretty worn down out native this afternoon.
Eric: Uh, the sex.
Phoebe: What sex?
Eric: ours sex.
Phoebe: we didnt have actually sex.
Eric: fine if ns didnt have sex with you, I had sex with someone the looked an horrible lot like
Phoebe: (simultaneously together Eric) Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
Eric: (simultaneously as Phoebe) oh no! five no! five no! oh no! No! No! No!
Phoebe: You-you you had sex with Ursula?!
Eric: Uh, a small bit. She-she-she walked in and also I thought she was you and I kissed her and
Phoebe: friend didnt notice she to be wearing different clothes?!
Eric: Well i was just so excited to see you.
Phoebe: Oh. Ew! Ew! Ew! Ugh! Yknow what? This is too weird.
Eric: No-no its not! i dont want to shed you! Its-its favor I to be saying to Ursula once I to be making love to her and also I believed she to be youYeah the is as well weird.
Phoebe: So i guess this is it.
Eric: Yeah. (They hug.) maybe its because that the best. Girlfriend smell similar to her.
Phoebe: Yeah, so carry out you.
Brenda: (noticing him) What room you doing?
Chandler: Im leaning. This is wherein I lean.
Brenda: Okay. (Goes over and fluffs up the pillows on the couch.
Chandler: Brenda a bee!
Chandler: yes! Its flown right into your blouse and youd better undo her buttons lest the sting you!
Brenda: ns think I understand whats going on here.
Chandler: you do?
Brenda: Look, I recognize it must be hard that your wife is a lesbian, however its wrong. Youre married.
Chandler: I totally understand. (They both laugh.) have the right to I just watch your bra?
Monica: (looking in ~ Rachels jeans) whereby did you acquire those jeans?!
Rachel: You offered them to me!
Monica: No i didnt!
Rachel: every right, i took them. Yet I figured it would certainly be okay since you acquired a big ink stain ~ above the crotch.
Monica: oh no! walk you take my bra too?!
Rachel: What bra?
Monica: The pink one through the flowers?!
Rachel: You mean the one that youre wearing? (Adjusts Monicas pink bra strap together Monica looks under her shirt.)
Brenda: (entering) i quit! (Storms off.)
Monica: Sounds about right.
Rachel: What is this?
Joey: Hey! Uh, this is simply to provide you one idea. It s okay well, we can put displays here, (In front of the crib.) so the the baby has actually privacy, and-and-and perhaps a mobile over the crib. And uhOh look! Heres a baby monitor (Holds it up), which till the infant comes we have the right to use as walkie-talkies. Huh?
Rachel: Youre therefore sweet. (Notices miscellaneous in the crib.) oh my God! and you offered the infant Hugsy! (A stuffed penguin wearing a ski jacket, goggles, and also hat.)
Joey: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh . That-that-thats really just to display where the baby would certainly go. Yknow why dont I host on come him so the theres no confusion? (Takes him back, sets him on the chair, and also apologizes come him.)
Rachel: but Joey the baby is walk to be crying, its going to be loud.
Joey: Im loud!
Rachel: Its gonna be up every night!
Joey: Im up all night!
Rachel: Its gonna poop!
Rachel: What around all the women you want to lug home?
Joey: Look, if Im bringing residence a woman that cant stand being roughly a baby, then probably I dont desire to be through that women! Or possibly well simply do it in the toilet of the club!
Rachel: Joey, room you sure?
Joey: Yeah! every rightLook, I know sometimes itll be hard, okay? But, itll additionally be really really great. You re welcome Rachel! I-I-I really desire you to stay.
Rachel: I want me to stay too.
Rachel: say thanks to you. (They hug.) oh Joey and look in ~ this crib! Its therefore cute!
Joey: ns know! I discovered it top top the street.
Rachel: room you seriousReally?! Its in such good condition.
Rachel: Wow! Whoa-whoa whats under the covers?
Joey: ns dont know.
Rachel: Its moving.
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Rachel: Its still(Screams)Its got a tail! obtain it the end of here! acquire it the end of here!!
Joey: Ooh! Ah! Okay! (Quickly drags the crib outside.)
Dedicated come the memory of Pearl Harmon
Ross: Well, the old lady died. And also how carry out I know? her dying wish to be for one last kiss. However I dont care, (To Rachel) because you got the apartment. Yes!