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Elaine and several co-workers stand approximately a table which has actually a cake sitting on it.

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ALL (singing): Happy birthday to you.

WALTER: Thanks.

Everyone claps.

FEMALE WORKER: Elaine, cake?

ELAINE: Uh, no, thanks.

FEMALE WORKER: It"s Walter"s distinct day.

ELAINE: girlfriend know, there are 200 world who occupational in this office. Every job is somebody"s distinct day.

Elaine take away a item of cake and makes her means to the door, however is quit as a masculine worker carrying a cake enters.

MALE WORKER: Elaine! Where"re you going? It"s Walter"s last day. We have to celebrate.

ELAINE: It"s his birthday and it"s his critical day?

MALE WORKER: This is other-Walter, from returns.

Other-Walter enters complied with by much more co-workers.

OTHER-WALTER: Hey, what"s walk on here?

ALL: Surprise!

OTHER-WALTER: five guys.

Elaine tries to leave, yet other-Walter stops her.

OTHER-WALTER: Elaine, it"s my critical day. Have a piece.

ELAINE: every right, heap it on.

ALL (singing, competing): because that he"s a jolly great fellow...happy birthday to you...for he"s a jolly great fellow...birthday come you...which nobody have the right to deny...

Elaine looks on frustrated.



Jerry and also Elaine was standing in front of his stereo.

JERRY: What is for this reason bad about having a small piece that cake?

ELAINE: the is the required socializing. I mean, just since we work-related in the same office, why do we need to act prefer we"re friends?

JERRY: Why aren"t you there now?

ELAINE: I had to take a sick day. I"m therefore sick of this people. By the way, ns talked to Lisi, and tomorrow night"s great for her.

They sit ~ above the sofa.

JERRY: friend know, ns shouldn"t go out with a friend of yours. I foresee messiness.

ELAINE: Yeah, you"re better off sitting about here, analysis comic books, and eating spaghetti at two in the morning..

JERRY: Hey, speaking of tomato sauce, you desire to come v me and also George to Mario"s Pizza?

ELAINE: her old high school hangout? Why?

JERRY: They"re closing. We"re going because that one last slice.

Kramer barges through the door hold a roll of yellow police tape.

KRAMER: Hey. All right. Hi. Check it out, main police fist tape. Look in ~ that.

Jerry walks towards the respond to where Kramer has placed few of the tape.

KRAMER: Uh-uh-uh. Step back, son, there"s nothing to check out here.

JERRY: wherein did you obtain this?

KRAMER: Well, I got it from mine cop buddy Doug.

JERRY: girlfriend sure have actually a lot of friends. Exactly how come I never see any kind of of these people?

KRAMER: They desire to understand why they never see you.

Kramer ties a piece of tape about a banana.

KRAMER: I"m gonna eat that later.

JERRY: for this reason they just provided you this?

KRAMER: five no, no,. No. I had to fish approximately in the proof room for it. Girlfriend know, they"re every preoccupied, trying come hunt down this brand-new psycho-serial killer, the Lopper. Every right, I"ll watch ya.

ELAINE: Wait a minute, wait a minute. That is the Lopper?

KRAMER: Oh, it"s no big deal. It"s simply some man who"s been running roughly Riverside park-pffff. You know, cut people"s top off.

JERRY: just how come ns haven"t read about this?

KRAMER: Well, girlfriend know, the police, they"ve been having actually some interior dissension around the name.

ELAINE: Really? What"re the various other titles?

KRAMER: Uh, Headso...uh...The Denogginizer...Son that dad.

JERRY: kid of dad?

KRAMER: Yeah. That was mine suggestion. It"s sort of a catchall.


GEORGE: Mario"s Pizza.


George and also Jerry excellent their previous hang out. Mario, one elder man, stand behind the counter.

GEORGE: just as she was. Hey, Mario! remember us?


JERRY: We provided to come in every day.

MARIO: So where ya been? We"re tanking here.

GEORGE: We"ll have 2 slices and 2 grape sodas.

MARIO: Oh, thanks. That"ll conserve us.

JERRY: all right, make it the big sodas.

George and also Jerry walk throughout the room.

GEORGE: Hey, Jerry, psychic Frogger? I offered to it is in so into this game. Gettin" the frog across the street was my entire life.

They walk over to clock a boy play Frogger.

JERRY: Yeah. And then friend went top top to...Well, it"s a great game.

GEORGE: double jump! Eat the fly! Eat it!

The boy loses.

BOY: many thanks a lot.

GEORGE: Ah, win it, punk.

The boy exits.

JERRY: Hey, look at the high score--"G.L.C." George luigi Costanza. That"s no you, is it?

GEORGE: correct! 860,000. I can"t think it"s tho standing. No one has actually beaten me in choose 10 years.

JERRY: i remember that night.

GEORGE: The perfect mix of hill Dew and also mozzarella...just the ideal amount the grease ~ above the happiness stick...

MARIO: Here"s her pizza pea brains.

JERRY: ns think ns remember why we quit coming here.




Elaine is sitting at her workdesk smelling a pen.

ELAINE (thinking): This pen smells really bad. Therefore why execute I keep smelling it? Is it also late for me to go to legislation school?

There"s a hit on the door and several co-workers go into with a cake.

ELAINE: What is this?

MALE WORKER: you were out sick yesterday, therefore we gained you a get-well cake.

FEMALE WORKER: It"s carrot. It"s an excellent for you.

WORKERS (singing): gain well acquire well soon, us wish you to get--

ELAINE: protect against it! That"s not even a song! i mean, currently we"re celebrating a sick day?

MALE WORKER: ns think it"s nice.

ELAINE: What? What is nice? do the efforts to to fill the void in your life with flour and also sugar and egg and also vanilla? ns mean, we are all unhappy. Carry out we need to be fat, too? no you Becky, I know you have a sluggish metabolism. Ns don"t desire one an ext piece that cake in mine office!

Another worker beginning late.

WORKER (singing): get well, obtain well soon--

MALE WORKER: It"s not happening.

They all start to leaving disappointed.

BECKY: can we still that eat?



Jerry and Lisi sit at the usual booth.

JERRY: I"ll tell girlfriend Lisi, I never ever expected that movie to--

LISI: end under water?

JERRY: Be that long. Ns mean, most activity movies are--

LISI: for this reason much more violent.

JERRY: no as long.

LISI: Well, I should probably--

JERRY: get going.

LISI: Yeah.

They both stand.

JERRY: Well, it was nice conference you. I"m certain I"ll see you--

LISI: Eight tomorrow?

JERRY: Actually, that"s--

LISI: What you were thinking.

JERRY: Right.

Lisi leaves and Jerry goes to pay the cashier. George enters.

GEORGE: Oh! right here you are. Ha ha...You, uh, you desire to--

JERRY: Sure. (points at booth) How around this one?

They both sit down at their booth.

GEORGE: Well, I"m doing it, Jerry. I"m buying the Frogger machine. Now the torch will burn forever.

JERRY: Fabulous. See, currently you"re really execute something.

GEORGE: So, you want to come down to Mario"s Pizza through me and aid me choose up the Frogger?

JERRY: Hey, how you gonna save the an equipment plugged in when you move it?


JERRY: once you unplug the machine, every the scores will certainly be erased.

GEORGE: You"re right. Why must there always be a problem? You"d think just once I can get a break. God knows i earned it v that score!

George it s okay up and also leaves in a huff.


KRAMER: Well, much more bad news Jerry.


Kramer and Jerry space talking close to the kitchen counter. George is sitting at the table top top Jerry"s cordless phone. An open phone publication is in former of him.

KRAMER: You understand the police, castle found another victim the the Lopper in Riverside Park. I saw the photo, and also it looked a lot choose you.

JERRYL Oh, come on. There"s a lot of of world walking around the city the look prefer me.

KRAMER: no as plenty of as there offered to be.

GEORGE: No. I need a male that deserve to rig a Frogger machine so the I can move the without shedding power, "cause I have the high score. H-hello?

Kramer peels and also eats one orange.

KRAMER: you know, George, you"re not gonna discover an electrician like that in the yellow pages. Now, i know just the guy who have the right to do this.

JERRY: an additional friend?

KRAMER: Oh, no, no, no. This guy is no friend. In fact, us don"t even get along.

GEORGE: Well, is that good, Kramer?

George gets up and walks towards Kramer.

KRAMER: Oh, he"s the best...and the worst.

GEORGE: Kramer, listen to me. I"m never gonna have actually a child. If I lose this Frogger high score, that"s it because that me.

KRAMER: believe me George, you can count on Slippery Pete.

GEORGE: Slippery Pete?

KRAMER: Yeah, ns don"t care for the name, either. In fact, that"s one of the points that us argue about.

GEORGE: all right, I"m gonna uncover a man with a truck. GLC must live on!

George grabs his coat and also leaves the apartment. The phone rings. Jerry do the efforts to gain by Kramer.

JERRY: Come on.

KRAMER: Dng-ga-gng-ga-wt.

Jerry choose up the phone.

JERRY: Hello?



Elaine is on the phone and also is smelling her tape dispenser.

ELAINE: so how"s that going v my friend?

JERRY: She"s a sentence finisher. It"s favor dating mad Libs.

People deserve to be heard singing "Happy Birthday" in the lift of Elaine"s office.

JERRY: What is that?

ELAINE: Oh, it"s a cake party. It"s the third one today. I didn"t realize how hooked I gained on the 4:00 sugar rush.

JERRY: So sign up with in.

ELAINE: i can"t. I denounced them. Probably I"ll go raid Peterman"s fridge. He"s constantly got a truffle or miscellaneous in there.

JERRY: every right.

Jerry hangs up and also stands up to find some police tape about a broken egg ~ above the floor.

JERRY: Hey, wh-what--

KRAMER: Yeah. Ns dropped one egg. Be careful.

Kramer leaves.



Elaine knocks top top the open up door.

ELAINE: everyone here? Peterboy?

No one answers. She runs over to Peterman"s fridge, opens it, and takes out a box. She opens the box to find a cake.

ELAINE: Ooh, it"s a cake walk.

She bring away a bite of the cake. Exterior in the hallway, Mr. Peterman deserve to be heard singing.

PETERMAN (singing): get well, obtain well soon we great you to acquire well.

Elaine easily puts the box ago in the fridge. Mr. Peterman enters his office.

PETERMAN: Ha ha ha ha...Oh, what a stirring little anthem the wellness.

ELAINE: Mr. Peterman, um--

PETERMAN: we missed you at the obtain well party. Bad old Walt has a polyp in the duodenum. It"s benign, but--ooh--still a bastard. Oh, Elaine, deserve to you keep a secret?

ELAINE: No, sir, i can"t.

PETERMAN: within that small college boy minifridge is my recent acquisition. A slice of cake from the wedding the King Edward VIII to Wallis Simpson, circa 1937, price--$29,000.


Jerry and also Lisi go along.

JERRY: well Lisi, the was another-

LISI: lovely evening.

JERRY: Really poor meal. Ns was thinking perhaps we should--

LISI: go for a hansom cab ride?

JERRY: call it a night. I"ll walk you home. Where perform you live?

LISI: 84th street, right off Riverside Park.

JERRY: Riverside Park.

Jerry take away Lisi and also turns around.

LISI: I assumed we were going--

JERRY: ago to mine place. That"s right.


George and also Jerry are sitting top top the sofa.

GEORGE: So you slept through her?

JERRY: She lives right turn off Riverside Park. I was fear of the Lopper, So ns let her remain over.

GEORGE: and you automatically sleep through her?

JERRY: Well, I simply wanted come make out a little, but she type of--

GEORGE: Finished your thought.

George gets up and also walks over to the sink. Elaine enters.

ELAINE: assumption: v what i ate.

GEORGE: one ostrich burger.

ELAINE: No. A $29,000 piece of cake. Peterman acquired it at The battle each other Of Windsor auction. It was the many romantic point I"ve ever before eaten.

JERRY: How"d the taste?

ELAINE: A little stale.

JERRY: Yeah.

GEORGE (nudges Elaine v his elbow): So, uh are you sleeping with Peterman?

ELAINE (nudges George through her elbow): No. That doesn"t understand I ate it. In fact, he virtually caught me. I have to sneak back in and even that out.

GEORGE: friend know, they to speak ostrich has actually less fat, but you eat more of it.

Jerry and Elaine begin to walk indigenous the respond to towards the table.

ELAINE: Hey, so i talked to Lisi and also she has acquired a huge surprise for you. She"s to plan a weekend trip to Pennsylvania dutch country.

JERRY: Pennsylvania netherlands country? Oh, that"s the serious connection weekend place.

EALINE: What is going on v you two?

JERRY: Well, i think by sleeping with her, ns may have actually sent her the wrong message.

GEORGE: What"s that?

Elaine opens up a paper bag and also pulls the end a cookie.

ELAINE: 4:00 street fix.

JERRY: Well, I"m phone call this off right now.

ELAINE: No, no. You are means past the phone speak to breakup stage.

JERRY: Well, I"m no going end there. That"s where the Lopper is.

ELAINE: Oh...it"s daylight. That won"t take you that long. Simply make a clean break.

Elaine bites the head of she gingerbread man.


ELAINE: simply a tiny off the side...


Elaine is in ~ Mr. Peterman"s workdesk with the cake box.

ELAINE: Well, no allude in wasting $1,200.

She eats a slice of the cake as fantasy waltz music starts to play. Elaine dances around the room talking to one of the sculptures in the room.

ELAINE (thinking): Oh, commander, isn"t the wedding marvelous? an ext cake? Oh, ns shouldn"t. I mustn"t. Ah, what the hell?

She gets an ext cake.


GEORGE: Now, each of friend is here due to the fact that you"re the ideal at what you do.


George, Kramer, Slippery Pete, and also Shlomo sit at a booth.

GEORGE: Slippery Pete, Kramer speak me you space one hell that a rogue electrician. And shlomo, you"re the ideal truck driver.

SHLOMO: ns don"t recognize If I"m the best.

GEORGE: Oh...you"re really good.

SHLOMO: Let"s to speak "good."

GEORGE: Ok. Good. And also Kramer, you"re in charge of taping turn off the loading zone.

KRAMER: Lock and also load.

SLIPPERY PETE: you think you have the right to handle that, numb nuts?

KRAMER: every right, every right, come on, now.

SLIPPERY PETE: the was my mail-order bride.

KRAMER: Hey, girlfriend weren"t home, so ns signed for her.

SLIPPERY PETE: it doesn"t offer you the right to do out with her.

KRAMER: friend weren"t also married yet.

GEORGE: all right, all right, calm down, calm down. Every little thing happened in the previous is past.

George it s okay a napkin and also starts to draw on it.

GEORGE: Now, this is the simple layout because that Mario"s Pizza.

SHLOMO: so what type of jail time space we looking at if we"re caught?

GEORGE: What do you mean?

SLIPPERY PETE: We"re steal this thing, right?

GEORGE: No. I--I paid because that it.

SLIPPERY PETE: I believed we to be stealing it.

KRAMER: Yeah. That feels choose we"re stealing it.

GEORGE: We"re no stealing it.

SHLOMO: I absolutely thought we"re steal it.

GEORGE: every right, let"s--let"s focus. Deserve to we get back to the plan?

SLIPPERY PETE: Well, I require a battery because that this kind of a job. Deserve to I at the very least steal a battery?

GEORGE: Fine. Steal the battery. Now, every right, right here is the Frogger. This is the prior door, and this is the outlet.

SLIPPERY PETE: What"s that?

GEORGE: The outlet?


GEORGE: That"s whereby the electrical energy comes out.

SLIPPERT PETE: Oh, you mean the holes.

SHLOMO: which one"s the bathroom?

GEORGE: Uh, here.

SHLOMO: They placed the Frogger through the toilet? Yecchh.

GEORGE: The Frogger is here.

KRAMER: George, I believed that was the door.

SLIPPERY PETE: Where are all the pizza ovens?

SHLOMO: I thought the bathroom was here.


George, Shlomo, Slippery Pete, and Kramer space sitting in the same areas as they were in the booth at Monk"s, yet this time castle are approximately a table at Mario"s.

GEORGE: every right. You recognize now? It"s not that complicated.


ELAINE:I have to replace one antique item of cake.


Elaine is sit at the respond to with a Sotheby"s auction book open in former of her.

ELAINE: carry out you have actually anything that"s been...you know, laying about for a while? miscellaneous prewar would be simply great.

The waitress leaves and also Kramer enters.

KRAMER: Oh, hey, Elaine. What, you acquired the munchies?

ELAINE: Oh, Kramer, i am in big. Big, large trouble. I require a cake that looks prefer this.

KRAMER: Oh, yeah--Sotheby"s. Yeah. They make an excellent cake.

ELAINE: Do any type of of these look close?

KRAMER: No, however I recognize I"ve seen cake just like that. Oh--Entenmann"s. Yeah.

ELAINE: Entenmann"s? native the supermarket?

KRAMER: Well, no. They"re no really in the supermarket. Yeah, they gained their own case at the finish of the aisle.


There"s a knock in ~ the door. Lisi opens up it. It"s Jerry holding a baseball bat.

JERRY: Hi, Lisi.

LISI: Hi, honey. Is that a bat?

JERRY: Uh, yeah. I found it top top the street. It"s gotta be precious something.

LISI: So, what do you desire to do, Sweetheart?

JERRY: Well, before we perform anything...maybe we should talk.


Lisi is sit at she couch when Jerry paces behind her.

JERRY: then this Pennsylvania Dutch thing comes the end of nowhere. I mean, exactly how am I supposed to respond to that?

Both Jerry and Lisi room on the couch. Jerry has his head in his hands.

LISI: Then might I say something... Without gift interrupted?

Lisi is in one more room with the door closed. Jerry was standing in the hallway and is talk to her v the door.

JERRY: fine I"m sorry if I ruined your life. That"s precisely what I collection out come do.

They room sitting on the couch again. Jerry nods at whatever Lisi mumbles.

LISI: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh...

Now Jerry is sit on the couch and also Lisi is speed behind him.

LISI: space you afraid to kiss me in public?

JERRY: have actually we even remained in public?

Jerry is walking away from Lisi and she follows behind him.

LISI: So now you"re going to tell me what I"m thinking. Well, go ahead, "cause I"d really favor to know.

Lisi is crying and also Jerry stand looking over she shoulder.

JERRY: You are not dumb. Don"t say that..

They both sit about the coffee table eating beans.

JERRY: these beans room pretty good.

LISI: 20 minutes.

Now Jerry is in a room through the door shut. Lisi stands the end in the hallway.

JERRY: Well, I"m sorry I"m no Brad. I"m me!

Jerry opens the door.

JERRY: quite to satisfy ya!

Jerry is lie on the couch if Lisi paces behind.

LISI: Boy, go your mom do a number ~ above you.

Lisi is ~ above the couch with Kleenex and Jerry stand on the other side of the couch.

LISI: Fine. So it"s over.

JERRY: Oh, say thanks to god. Why is the dark out? What time is it?

LISI: 9:30.

JERRY: We"ve to be breaking up for 10 hours?

LISI: Good-bye, Jerry.

JERRY: Lopper. Friend know, Lisi, probably we should give this a little an ext time. See exactly how it look at in the light of day.

LISI: Out!


Jerry procedures out of Lisi"s building. That looks both ways cautiously before walking down the steps. Surprised, the sees a shadowy number walking towards him holding something resembling a head in one hand and a knife in the other.

JERRY: Lopper.

He quickly runs earlier up to Lisi"s building and also yells into her intercom system.

JERRY: Lisi, Lisi. Permit me in! We have the right to work this out. I was wrong, you were right. I"ll do anything!

She buzzes that up.

Just as he walks into the building, we see the Lopper is in reality Slippery Pete carrying a car battery through it"s wires.


Jerry stands exterior a boutique store as soon as George arrives transferring rope.

GEORGE: Jerry, you come for the big moment.

JERRY: No. I"m wait for...

GEORGE: Ha ha. Everything"s timed out to perfection, Jerry. Slippery Pete"s gained the Frogger running on battery power, the truck will be there any kind of minute, and Kramer"s recorded out the loading zone.

JERRY: Oh. Sounds great.

GEORGE: Yeah, yeah. Friend gotta come end tonight. We have the right to play.

JERRY: Oh, i can"t. I"m busy. I"m going far on a long weekend.

GEORGE: Where?

Lisi exits the boutique attract a dutch bonnet.

LISI: look at what ns found. I got one because that you, too.

She put a Dutch hat on Jerry head.

JERRY: Great. Uh, you understand what? Why don"t you put it in the vehicle so ns don"t toss that in the dumpster?

LISI: Ha ha. Ok. I"ll fulfill thee in prior of your place, 15 minutes.

Lisi leaves.

JERRY: A long, lengthy weekend.

GEORGE: i hear thee.


Elaine has actually finished instead of the cake. She throws the empty Entenmann"s crate away. She"s around to leave, but Mr. Peterman enters with an additional man.

PETERMAN: Elaine! Excellent. I"d prefer you to accomplish a friend of mine, Irwin Lubeck.

ELAINE: Oh, hello.

LUBECK: Charmed.

Mr. Peterman it s okay the cake out of the fridge.

PETERMAN: every right, brace yourself, Lubeck. Friend are about to be released via pastry ago to the wedding of among the most dashing and romantic Nazi sympathizers that the whole British royal family.

ELAINE: i guess I"ll just--

PETERMAN: Oh, no Elaine, stay. Lubeck here is the world"s foremost appraiser the vintage pastry.

Lubeck inspects the cake.

PETERMAN: every right, Lubeck. How much is she worth?

LUBECK: I"d say about 219.

PETERMAN: Ha ha ha ha ha!$219,000! Lubeck, you glorious titwillow. You just made me a profit of $190,000.

LUBECK: No, $2.19. It"s an Entenmann"s.

PETERMAN: do they have a lock at Windsor?

LUBECK: No. They have a display case at the end of the aisle.

PETERMAN: Oh, good lord.

LUBECK: You all right, Peterman? friend look ill.

ELAINE (singing): get well, acquire well soon, we want you to obtain well. Gain well, acquire well soon we want you to obtain well.


George and also Jerry see Kramer, Shlomo, and also Slippery Pete standing outside Mario"s Pizza. Slippery Pete is play Frogger.

GEORGE: What are you guys doing?

SHLOMO: Eat the fly. Eat the fly. Acquired him!

GEORGE: you idiots. You"re gonna wear down the battery.

SLIPPERY PETE: The batteries room fine. We"ve got...oh, god. Only 3 minutes left.

GEORGE: Quick. Get this thing ago in the pizzeria

KRAMER: George, they closed up.

GEORGE: I require an outlet!


GEORGE: Holes! I require holes!

KRAMER: The pharmacy"s still open.

GEORGE: every right. Kramer, friend block turn off traffic. Friend to go sweet-talk the pharmacist.

Shlomo and also Slippery Pete go to the pharmacy.

SLIPPERY PETE (to George): You owe me a quarter.

GEORGE (to Jerry): Slippery Pete. Kramer, hurry up!

Kramer ties the police tape come a tree and also runs into traffic. The runs the end of tape prior to he can gain halfway.

KRAMER: Ahh! I"m out! No tape left!

JERRY: Well, which George, I"ll aid you push it across.

GEORGE: Wait a minute. This look at familiar. This reminds me the something. I have the right to do this.

JERRY: through yourself?

GEORGE: Jerry, I"ve been preparing because that this moment my entire life.

George pushes the machine onto the street. Indigenous a see in the sky, we see him dodging cars, hopping earlier and forth right into lanes of traffic. Frogger music and sound results play.

SHLOMO: the looks favor a Frog.

SLIPPERY PETE: So execute you.

George provides it throughout just as a vast truck come barreling down the street. George do the efforts to obtain the Frogger top top the sidewalk, however can"t. The futilely sticks his hand out trying to avoid the truck which honks. George jumps out of the truck"s method and onto the sidewalk together the Frogger is smashed.

JERRY: game over.


Mr. Peterman sit in his chair behind his desk. Elaine knocks and enters.

ELAINE: Mr. Peterman, you wanted to see me, sir?

PETERMAN: Elaine, up until a moment ago, i was convinced that i was ~ above the receiving end of one of the earliest baker"s grift in the books--The Entenmann"s shim-sham.

EALINE: Ohh...

PETERMAN: till I remembered the videotape surveillance system that I set up to capture other-Walter utilizing my latrine. But it likewise caught this.

Mr. Peterman shows Elaine the tape of her waltzing approximately the room eating the cake.

EALINE: Mr. Peterman, I, uh...

PETERMAN: Elaine, I have a inquiry for you. Is the item still...with you?

ELAINE: Um...as much as i know.

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PETERMAN: carry out you recognize what happens to a butter-based frosting ~ six decades in a poorly ventilated English basement?

ELAINE: Uh, ns guess i hadn"t--

PETERMAN: Well, I have a emotion that what girlfriend are about to go with is punishment enough. Dismissed.