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"When did the paperboy have actually accessibility to my watch?"The King of the Hill Estimates Page: "Dog Dale Afternoon" Click right here to go back to the Main Quotes Page Price quotes from "Dog Dale Afternoon"Written by Jon VittiDirected by Tricia GarciaHANK: You"re not touching my mower ever again. You left it out in the street wright here any type of weircarry out might simply brush up against it.DALE: Hank, what would certainly weirdos be doing near the gas station? (suspicious) What would weirdos be doing near the gas station...?DALE: Say hello to the Allegro X9J, code name "Redeemer" at the Maboy mower skunkworks in Sidemount Hood. 73 decibels of twin-barrel four-stroke war cry, all at a price I can not really afford.DALE: That is a water-tight seal. I have the right to mow my lawn in a hurricane. Can you mow your lawn in a hurricane, Bill?BILL: I do not recognize.DALE: You can"t mow your lawn in a hurricane. Can you, Boomhauer?BOOMHAUER: I tell you what, male, if I gained that pause-trackin" goin" on, a little choke-organize, I...DALE: Bullcorn! (as the garage door closes) Oh, virtually forgot: Hank can you mow your lawn in a hurricane nope didn"t think so ha ha ha ha!DALE: I understand what you"re below for.JOHN REDCORN: Dale, this isn"t how I wanted you to find out.DALE: Quit screwing roughly with my mower!JOHN REDCORN: You"ve gained to be kidding.DALE: I do not boy around my mower. Now gain inside and also begin massaging my wife.JOHN REDCORN: He"s taking some of the fun out of this.DALE: Look at the day on that paper. That"s tomorrow"s newspaper. Who would have accessibility to a newspaper from the future, you can ask? The paperboy.HANK: That"s today"s paper, Dale.DALE: The date on my watch has been collection wrongly. When did the paperboy have accessibility to my watch?BILL: The joke"s always been on me. All my life, civilization were always playing jokes on me. And no wonder! It"s fun! (laughs) This isn"t some sophisticated joke on me, is it?DALE: I"d like to live in your fairy-tale people, Hank, however the Fair Play For Cuba Committee is retro-fitting my mower to power Fidel"s one-male escape sub.NANCY: I don"t know why you"d want to fool Dale favor that. I mean, it"s not hard, if you"re someone he trusts. But hey, whatever before turns you on, is what I always say.GUN CLUB MEMBER # 1: The police aren"t trained for this. Let"s go, gun club.GUN CLUB MEMBER # 2: But Dale"s our president.GUN CLUB MEMBER # 1: I didn"t vote for him.BOOMHAUER: Hey, yo, Dale, what you doin" up tbelow, male... talkin" "bout goin" crazy, man... come on down, male...DALE: Boomhauer, if I ever heard anyone reading a manuscript, that was it.DALE: One shot on the method dvery own eliminates the Gribble problem. Then the Cuban robot soldiers have only Steve Wynn standing in between them and Wichita.HANK: Dale, tright here are no robots and also there are no Cubans.DALE: If tbelow are no Cubans, exactly how do you account for Desi Arnaz?DALE: You know, you used to be on my list of trustables, and it was a very short list. I wasn"t even on it. But currently, I just don"t know. I guess you"re not my friend.HANK: Dale, if I could execute it aget, I"d... hey, what the heck is that? I am also your friend. I"m as excellent a friend as a weircarry out favor you is ever going to have.DALE: If you"re going to shoot me, I want Bobby Hill to take the swarm, bereason he"ll put me down clean.BOBBY: Okay.DALE: I"ll never before foracquire you, Hank. I will bury you in my backyard. I"ll dedicate my life to propane. And do not you worry around Peggy -- I"ll keep Bill away from her.HANK: I"m fine, Dale, but if you"re severe around the propane, I"ve gained some pamphlets --DALE: You"re fine! You were wearing a bulletproof vest. You thought I was gonna shoot you.HANK: Well, that or spray me via poisonous chemicals.

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