WTF Search Terms are those weird words that you typed into a search engine to get here. Many of the moment, civilization were searching for sex. From penis pumps to the genitalia of the lead singer of Queen, here are the latest and biggest WTFs!

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When I composed Record Store Tales Part 266, around a novelty “penis pump” that I was given by co-workers, I never before intended the hits to store rolling in. And…”sail”?

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None here, however in Record Store Tales Part 69 (obviously), a porn tape did display up at the save.

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This is a question you’re going to have to store on googling bereason I perform not recognize or care.

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I know it’s dirty bereason xxx is in there.

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Multiple searches below. Mary Wisemale plays the character of Sylby means of Tilly on Star Trek: Discovery. And sadly this is not the initially time Mary’s derriere has actually made this list.

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My best guess is that some people think “lesbian” is spelled “lebrain”. Otherwise I’m curious. I’d favor to check out this story myself!

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This is now the second time this one has made the list. How. The fuck. Does THAT lead HERE??

See ya following time for even more WTFs.



WTF SEARCH TERMS XL: Lars Ulwell-off Trout (Thunder Bay) edition

It’s that time again…the 40th time in fact! It’s those “WTF” search terms that somejust how carried people to this site. Let’s skip the chatter and gain to the weird.

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I had actually to ask Thunder Bay’s hardest rocker, Deke Dekerchild, if he could possible explain this one. He had no concept. Warrant did open up for Metallica in 1990, and also our very own Uncle Meat has created about it. There were no days in Thunder Bay, and I don’t want to recognize what Lars was doing via a trout.

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You shed me.

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I’m not giving you squat! I think this man was looking for Lock up the Wolves by Dio? He might additionally have actually been looking for “dicklock“.

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Definitely in the “wishful thinking” category. Tbelow wasn’t really such thing as “tour editions” ago in 1993, and sadly all you can get to this day is the traditional single CD of Coverdale-Page.

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I admire the amount of effort this perchild visited, to be as specific as possible.

I tuned out after analysis “Liam Payne”. The fuck does he have to do via Def Leppard? I don’t treatment sufficient to look.

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You involved the ideal area, friend! The one and just and also original Record Store Tales have the right to be uncovered ideal here!



Everybody seems to have their favourite kind of content. My buddy Thussy comes right here mostly for the WTFs! Every when in a while, I’ll send him a list of all the weird and also wacky search terms that have (somehow) lead world to tastecraftedmcd.com. As he did in WTF Search Terms XV, he’s picked his favourites. Please welcome ago Thussy for this Guest Swarm edition of WTF Search Terms.

WTF Search Terms XXIV: Fan Favourites – First Grade Math edition

It’s been a year because my last installment of WTF search terms so here it is: My list of fucked up shit civilization want to watch on the internet and then someexactly how make it to Lebrains blog. And as soon as I say shit it periodically literally suggests shit.

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RECORD STORE TALES Part 266: This kind of thing ain’t my bag, baby!

The weirdest gift I ever got at the Record Store was an Austin Powers “Swedish-made” Dick Enlarger Pump. This was a “gag” gift from a group of co-employees. I recontact not understanding just how to react! Awkward! It’s true that every one of us were obsessed with Austin Powers at the moment. Talking like him, reciting lines, all that stuff. But a penis enlarging pump? Sorry, that sort of thing really ain’t my bag, baby! At the same time, I had gone to Chapters and bought publications for everybody. Normal publications. Not…books around penises or penis pumps or anything. The very same co-workers packed it up through “gummy boobs”, some silver zebra boxer shorts (as well tight, sadly), and plastic handcuffs.

I’m one of those socially awkward males to start through, so you throw a penis enlarging pump in a box with handcuffs and gummy boobs, wrap it up in Christmas paper and also what you acquire is a blushing LeBrain!

Although I offered the penis pump at a garage sale, I did display it in my bedroom, briefly. Here’s the photo to prove it!